Welcome To PIneconesRock.com!

Screen Shot 2015-05-05 at 8.50.24 AMWelcome to the Official Home of Jordan & Melissa! who host the World Famous Morning Zoo 2.0.  Why PinesconesRock.COM!?!  Why not!  This will soon have all of your audio needs.  This is the most current audio 05.19.15.  I pissed off a few people but Melissa and I are Christians and the last time we checked, it is “our” show.  My suggestion to the complainers is to go get your own show and then you can talk about your faith.   Simple.   Hit the play button.

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LITTLE DEBBIE’s. pineconesrock.com Presents How Meth Destroyed Little Debbie

 

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This is the Official Home of THEIR compilations.  Their duets.   Melissa is Jordan’s female creative soulmate and Jordan is Melissa’s male creative soulmate.  They are like Abbot&Costello or Laurel&Hardy or even better and a comedic duet that people know…..Chris Farley & David Spade!   

Jordan’s comedic influences include Rip Taylor, Gary Coleman, and Gallagher.

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Melissa’s comedic influences include Gary Coleman, Gallagher, Rip Taylor.

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Looking for some audio of your favorite moments.  Let’s do 20 right now right here.   Always use the search button to locate your favorite pranks, bits, fake commercials, or anything you heard on their show.  

CLICK PLAY BELOW AS THIS B**** CALLS THE SHOW DISSING THE SHOW, THE STATION, BUT THEN THE CITY….AND THAT IS WHEN JORDAN PUTS HER IN HER PLACE! PLAY BUTTON!

Jordan believes every funeral home would have some type of buzzard problem being buzzards love “dead things” so he calls funeral home and puts the “fun” in funeral…..Hit Play Button Below

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Click the Play Button below to listen to a telemarketer get messed with by Jordan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

THIS IS THE NEW BUTTONS.  CLICK THE NEW BUTTONS AND THEY WILL TAKE YOU TO THE NEWEST BLOGS THAT MELISSA AND I WRITE. 

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Looking for New? Catch up with the latest audio, news, blogs but clicking this New image…..it will take you to the latest news, blogs, and audio of the Morning Zoo with Jordan&Melissa.

 

HERE YOU GO!   IT’S SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE AUDIO OF YOUR FAVORITE MORNING SHOW.  FIRST, IT IS GROVER BABBIT!

Grover Babbitt is a fictitious character we created that has some very “more than odd” jobs.   Our goal with these is for people new to the show to go “WTF did that just say!?” or even bring it up to their wives or girlfriends or fellow coworkers and have them go “you are out of your mind if you think they are advertising a business like that.”    Our goal is to cause “tourists” confusion and for that we feel pays us back for them driving like idiots, dirtying up our beaches, and generally acting like a bunch of douches.    This was an article we found about choosing a Funeral Singer.  It should have one simple statement.  Call Grover Babbitt.

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Grover Babbitt MONTAGE. Various parodies we did with Grover.

 Grover Babbitt: SHITS&GIGGLES: BABY BOUTIQUE

Grover Babbitt: Gay Conversation Therapist

Grover Babbitt: Exorcism Extraorinaire

Grover Babbitt:  Gay Conversation Therapist for Pets

Grover Babbitt: Funeral Singer Extraordinaire

Grover Babbitt:  Attorney “That Can Get You OFF” Extraordinaire.

Grover Babbitt: Captain of “The Blind Sail” Ultra Private Cruise

Grover Babitt: Plastic Surgeon Extraordinaire

Grover Babbitt: Reverend

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Click on this to WATCH MANY OF HIS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES on a FunnyorDie video made by Jordan. The entire group of calls Herschel Walker’s multiple personalities will be posted in less than 3 hours.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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